A newlywed couple were enjoying their first day of their honeymoon, ready to do the deed. Just before they started, the wife told her husband that she had been in bed with another man before, a famous golfer.
The man stunned, thought it was ok and that to expect her to have saved herself all this time would have been asking for much. He also was astonished at how she was able to be with an expert golfer.
After they spent time in bed, the man started to grow hungry, but was always called back by his wife, to the point where he had to call the golfer for an explanation!