A mother of three went in to renew her driving license when she was asked what her occupation was. She hesitated for a few seconds before saying that she was a mother. When the clerk asked if she was a housewife she replied no, that her jobs was quite different to being a housewife.
The clerk came up in a similar situation some time later and had to come up with a title for her work.
What she said was an exceptionally long job title that left the other person listening dumbfounded!