IRS inspectors are always such an un-enjoyable formality that must happened every year. They never seem to come with a good mood and always try to find the tiniest cracks and punish you over those.
One IRS inspector was tasked of going over the book of a local hospital, so he went there and started looking at all the ‘unused’ inventory, such as plaster and bandage waste. The CFO of the hospital had logical answers for all of the inspectors questions.
Clearly the inspector was trying annoy the man by trying to catch him off guard and start asking silly questions. That’s when the CFO gave him a reply that left him red-faced!