Three old women were eating together at their favourite lunch spot when the topic of who was living a more difficult life came up. There was a 60-year-old woman, an 70-year-old and an 80-year-old. They began telling of their problems to each other, thinking no one could have it worse than them, until they got to the oldest woman.
Initially they thought she had no problems at all, but when she said the last line of when she wakes up in the morning, it put all of her troubles into perspective.
I bet the younger women won’t be complaining again for a while!