A court session was in progress over a small neighbourhood dispute. The prosecuting attorney asked an elderly woman on the stand and was sworn in. He started off by asking her if she knew him and she replied with a very detailed summary of who he has been since birth. Shocked at her reply, he asked if she knew the defence attorney, to which she gave a similar reply.
The judge quickly realised she knew everyone better than they knew themselves and asked the two attorneys to do something that would save him a lot of trouble!