A marine stationed abroad was sent a letter by his girlfriend. Eager to hear from her, he ripped open the envelope and began reading. Slowly his excitement turned into pain as she had confessed to him in the letter that she had cheated on him twice while he was away.
Heartbroken and angry, he thought for a while before coming up with the best response possible. He enlisted the help of some of his buddies and sent back a letter that was sure to get her right back where it hurts!